sup jew?

STOP I JUST LOGGED BACK INTO MY ACC AND ITS SO CRINGE IM ABOUT TO DIE

HOLY SHIT IM FUCKIG BACK AFTER A WHOLE FAMILY THING AND STUFF

If you follow this user, your burger phobic <33

HELP WHAT 40 FOLLOWERS?????

I love your stories, they're inspirational

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this is my new friend. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1000206174509084796/1006632359875072171/IMG_20220809_121603.jpg

* try to break soda can * ow- *breaks it* so today I was at the crane machine and I was rooting for something you know I got this webcam charm you see lots of charm and there was one in the corner of the crane machine and I had my youtube money on mei was just you know realling it in the.. fifty dollar bill I tried LOTS AND LOTS of times to like got the charm in the corner but I was left with... *grabs minion against its will you know me. you know how every time I see one of these anywhere I have a meltdown. I start to cry.. and I'm just trying to avoid any sort of contact with my eyes of this thing... but it's so bright and yellow... I can- * kills minion cutely * EYAGH - insert breathing - EAAAGH- - crys -one time I was in the street- I was in the city... and someone was dressed up like this * shows hot minion * so I WAS STRESSED OUT and it was a SMALL CHILD... IT WAS A SMALL CHILD DRESSED up like THIS- a SMALL CHILD otherwise I wouldn't takle it... broke its ribcage or whatever I did to it BUT IT WAS DRESSED UP LIKE A MINION and I couldn't TAKE IT... I couldn't take it... * crys * IM SO-... I'm so sorry... IM GONNA KILL YOU * tries to kill minion * EEEGH-...iA- A- * cries *(this look like an hour)

its my birthday pls say happyy birthday to me

yall will not believe this but i have a gf