1__Shiro__Kun__1

Since I'm not a virgin anymore should I get back into bsd and write soukoku having sex accurately /hj

1__Shiro__Kun__1

this message may be offensive
My friend was asking for advice on how to explain why she was getting up to shit in the middle of the night
          
          "Are you on your period? You could say you got up to change your tampon" -me
          
          "Dude I'm trans remember" -her
          
          "So?? Change your ass tampon" -me
          
          Don't trust my advice past 11 pm

1__Shiro__Kun__1

Fanfic authors try to end a sentence challenge impossible:
          
          Pomni flopped onto a conveniently placed couch next to Gangle and Kinger, who were absorbed in their own personal voids: the chess piece rambling about fireflies, and the walking, talking, masked barely- disguised-metaphor-for-mental-illness sketching manga panels furiously in silence.

1__Shiro__Kun__1

I love when I'm reading a smut fic and it's so inaccurate that it's genuinely funny
          
          I just read a fic where they just randomly did anal on the first time and I was wheezing like girl you did not LMAOAOOOO
          
          yeah no longer having your v card makes reading smut so much funnier because you can tell who actually knows how ts works BC DAMN I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A WHILE