1buki_M10da

Flashback to the time my parents threatened to look at my Wattpad account if I didn’t clean my room

1buki_M10da

TW: suicide
          I’ve made way more suicide jokes than my brain can count today. But at least I follow them up with a your mom joke B)

1buki_M10da

@SkeletonsAsshole Same! I’ll say something like “If this character in a movie dies I’m gonna kill myself.”
            Then I make a your mom joke
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@1buki_M10da okay but like, in my head my first answer to any problem is kill myself. And when I talk I’m like (example): if I have to go to Nebraska on my birthday I’ll kill myself. And then I’ll just say in response if anybody says anything about what I said; penis.
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1buki_M10da

I must have a weak bladder
          The way I’m always dripping B)
          
          In other news, my girlfriend broke up with me soooo- yeah >B)

1buki_M10da

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@SkeletonsAsshole Nah man it’s ok. Made me feel like shit the rest of the day but it’s ok
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