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It’s like 4:54pm rn- I need a nap-

I’m cleaning things up- starting some new, I was just recently gifted the acc because my friend is currently working on there mental health- I’ll be updating soon- 
          
          -Kenneth

sorry about not having time to do shit, my parents are dumb

Merry Christmas, happy new year... I have to post pone our stories till the 5th, sorry, family is rn being weird and I don't have as much time as I thought I would have. 
          Sorry for the inconvenience 
                                                        -Karl, Kinoko, and Jeffery 

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          We love the holiday seson so we are working double time to make sure that at 1:00 on the 25th our new books will be posted.
          
          Jeff is writing (mainly me) his smutty fanfic for all you sexy smut lovers (he wanted me to say that) and Kinoko is writing (still mainly me) his fluffy fanfic for your innocent always needing bleach souls
          
                                                                          -Karl

I swear I would be dead if I didn't have help but those two are going to be the death of me.
          I'M NOT DEAD, AND I'M IN A BAND.
          Hi guys I'm back from my extremely long brake as you saw. we now have two more servants of this acc. Also I may be dyslexic but I am also Grammarly 
          
          DON'T BELIEVE JEFF, HE HAS TOLD ME ON MANY OCCASIONS TO RESORT TO EXTREME BACK-TALKING OR CANNIBALISM, DON'T LISTEN TO HIS LIES
                                                                      -Karl

Thank the heavens we all get a turn
                                  HI, WE HAVE RETURNED
          We have a jam-packed schedule in front of us but we always have room for our viewers. Thanks for all your love and support
                                                                                          - Kinoko
          
          also, why did Jeff not capitalize my name...

HEY BITCHES WERE BACK IN BUSINESS
          there are technically three of us now so that's cool
          we have the best idea board maker, me
          the most dyslexic writer I've ever known that somehow got a hot Asian boyfriend
          and, get this, kinoko (aka. my boyfriend) is both cluttered and organized at the same time.
                                                                                    -Jeff

Jonathan Schlatt is the Owner of Schlatt & Co., the former husband of Maria Schlatt, and the president of North Korea. He is completely insane, taking the role of one of the Six Legends, the Top 6 villains in the league of villains after Uchu. He is a member of the DreamSMP. He is gay for women and Jared. He is also known for having a cat that may or may not have abilities, it is still unsure.

HALLOWEEN IS COMING, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
          actually, I want to make a Halloween-themed fanfiction book. can you guys please give me ideas?
          I have a few but I would like to do the 99 smut challenge for DNF, and I only have about 7-8 ideas for it goooooo. yay
          
          also rn I need ideas for both smutober and 99 smut challenge. 
          thanks
                                                                                                                            -dat one bich named Karl