I'm just your casual CAP, ROTC, Milsim dude who likes dogs.

I like taking long walks on the beach with my girlfriend until the LSD wears off and I realize that I'm just dragging around a stolen mannequin in a Wendy's parking lot.

"How are you liking Hawk Mountain, Frame?" asked my flight sergeant. I replied, "Well sergeant, it's not like going to the beach fun, or making out with your sister fun, It's more like stabbing yourself and taking a bath in Tabasco Sauce fun."