The Counter To All Things Holy

How the fuck have I actually written engaging characters. 
          
          Like the original versions were bland as cheese, and then John vulkyne was never the same each time I toyed with his character, and then Darren or whatever his name is from PBTP was useless.
          
          I'm glad though that Daryll and Blake have come to fruition, I am really falling in love with those characters 

Because it's been so long I'm treating you to a sex scene. The second one I've ever written, and the only one I've published. Hope my point gets across about the chapter, and I hope you enjoy.
          
          
          Cheerio

Holy shit we are on our way to 1k reads.
          
          Wow
          
          
          I haven't been writing too frequently past couple weeks, been a bit caught up and a bit too high.
          
          But I'll get back on it.
          
          Love you all.
          
          
          Cheerio!

Happy St Valentine's day massacre day!
          
          Please, remember to dress as policeman and mow down your rivals with M1928 Thompson submachine guns today, fun with all the family! (Thompson Sub-guns were ironically marketed as anti-crime/ anti-bad guy guns. And now it's synonymous with gangsters.)
          
          

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Any of my American followers, there is a winter approaching. Please, get yourselves some cute winter boots. iT is HerE, the Rapid, Enormous, ViOLent, UnconTrollable vIcious stOrm Nears.
          
          

I just watched elon musk, an African, throw a nazi salute.
          
          A fucking nazi salute. He, while hiding it poorly, threw a third Reich salute on stage at DT's inauguration.
          
          We are yet another step closer to a fascism across the globe. Being a UK citizen, I will be affected by American politics because of our relationship with America. It's an incoming domino effect.
          
          I feel like we're approaching Karl Marx's last stage before communism (albeit hopefully without the communism and with socialism instead), where the proletariats fight against the bourgeoisie, the ruling class.
          
          
          We are going to have a very, very, interesting 2025, and we're not even a month in.
          
          
          Fuck I wish us luck.
          
          
          Cheerio 

I am alive, and there is a chapter half baked, but life is a tad busy right now. I haven't forgotten about my beloved characters.
          
          Anyway, how's the new year treating all you? I got catfished in a date and have been ghosted twice now so I'm doing splendid.
          
          Cheerio 

How does a gay guy do maths?
          
          He uses pyfagorus theorum

I JUST FUCKING PULLED I AM SO HAPPY!