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I could never write smut because a) I lowkey hate the idea of sex and b) I would definitely write either wiener or peener in a draft and forget to edit it out

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also im wearing press on nails rn and i am fighting the urge to rip them off. i love ripping off fake nails. it brings me joy. but i paid real money for these and im trying to build a tolerance to them so my sister will do my nails again and i can keep them on for more than 2 days.

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been reading a lot of isekai fics lately. something i cant figure out is how none of them long for something like a juul or an elf bar. like youre telling me youre back in the 2000s and ur nic habit just disappears???? like okay maybe a new body doesnt have the craving but the habit of putting it to your mouth is harder to break than the addiction. 
          
          maybe im over estimating how many people are nitties but like. off the top of my head at least a third of the people i know under 25 vape and refuse cigarettes or tobacco liquid flavours (virginia tobacco lovers i see you. i hear you. i am you. i will kiss you on the lips.) so like. youre telling me you s/i character doesnt crave a hit of cherry ice every now and then in these stressful times or something. hmmmmm i guess vapes were around but not the way they are now. you couldnt just pull up to tesco and get a lost mary (overpriced and gross) or go online and buy some liquid from the many websites made for vapes. 
          
          okay rant over.

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every so often i remember that i literally dropped out of high school. like what. girl you stopped going to school and spent the entire time being depressed and reading fanfic. 
          
          anyways thats the majority of my lore about how i became the personi am

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someone tell me why the almost 3 year ild kid i look after is the blueprint for evil men. he has two sides: violence, and love. seriously he was just kicking me and asking me to sit somewhere else so he could oush me over and then when i said i was going to have some quiet time he started laying on ke telling me that he would have quiet time with me and he loves me. ☠️

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I HAD A DREAM THAT I FOUND THE MOST INSANE PHOTOCARD IN A CHARITY SHOP. THERE WAS SO MUCH GOING ON IN THAT DREAM I WAS BEING STALKED BY A (maybe) CULT, AT ONE POINT I WAS HEARING SOMEONE ELSES INNER MONOLOGUE ABOUT MY JEANS AND I WAS WANTED FOR MURDER AND I HAD A MASSIVE CHICKEN COSTUME BLANKET BUT THE PC???!!?!?!?!? IT WAS YOONGI BUT IN AN RM ALBUM AND IT WAS SUCH A COOL PC MY MIND IS AMAZING BUT NOW I WILL FOREVER MOURN THE FACT ITS NOT A REAL PICTURE  also side note my phone feels like lava. might blow up. side note side note i think i might have had a pp in my dream but only when i peed??? also the weasley twins were there. weird af.