Ron: so, Harry, how was sex on legs in the            
           library with Malfoy?
Harry: WHAT?! How did you.. I mean we 
             didn't... We were only s-studying!
Ron:  studying?! Is that what they call is 
            these days?
Hermione: ...
Ron: ehi, Hermione, want to go to the 
           library with me? We can study all 
           night long...
Hermione: RONALD!