You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter.
You say red and black, I say red and gold.
You say Forks, I say Hogsmeade.
You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione.
You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black.
You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters.
You say, Go to Hell. I say, Go kiss a Dementor.
You say football, I say Quidditch.
You say Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I say You must not tell lies.
You say childhood, I say Harry Potter.
You say depression, I say, The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.
You say school, I say Hogwarts.
You say, I'm going to kill you! I yell, Avada Kedavra.
You say life, I say Harry Potter.