"Used suckers can be used as trash picker-uppers."- Tyler Joseph

~Please use discretion when your messing with the message man~

Follow me if you want cringy writing.
And updates that almost never come.

But can we be real for a second.
Dan wrote the Hat Fic.
Brendon wrote the Milk Fic.
Tyler wrote the Forest Fic.
Phil wrote the Chair Fic.
Patrick wrote the Lung Fic.

Anyway, I'm socially awkward, in case you couldn't already tell. If you want more awkwardness, follow me on Tumblr (thekitchensinklord) or We Heart It (TheKitchenSinkLord)
  • District 13
  • JoinedApril 15, 2017


Last Message
21fairlylocalheathen 21fairlylocalheathen May 29, 2017 08:39PM
So, fellow humans, I'm making a book with puns/jokes. I have about 37 right now, and I'm trying to get to 100. If any of you know any good ones, let me know by either messaging me or replying to this...
View all Conversations

Stories by The Message Man
Fear Will Lose- Tyler Joseph by 21fairlylocalheathen
Fear Will Lose- Tyler Joseph
"Tyler, hurting yourself won't end the pain at all. It just makes other people feel the pain. Then you f...
ranking #127 in blurryface See all rankings
Pickup Lines by 21fairlylocalheathen
Pickup Lines
Just some pickup lines cause I'm bored :P
ranking #698 in pickuplines See all rankings
3 Reading Lists