Pfft, I guess since I started writing a book, I should probably have an actual "About" section. So here it goes. 
Hi! I'm Anon, welcome to my hellhole. I like lots of different things, like reading, writing, playing guitar, hanging with my friends, softball, drawing, and more. I'm just your average paranoid,  gay-ass pyromaniac. My best friends are my family. Okay, have fun, stay a while if you'd like.