Marsh

Fun news; I just got hard locked out of my account :) This is my new account btw and I’m so peeved cause my old email got shut down and I didn’t even know that could happen XD 

I have just been told I have the hips of a MILF…my life is complete. 

You know, waking up in a puddle of blood was not how I expected this morning to turn out… I mean, at least I didn’t put my sheets on yet…Now I just have to wipe off the plastic covering of my mattress :)

This has been officially one of the worst weeks of my life... not only is the majority of my family fucking traumatized... my soul surviving pet bird is now stuck in the ceiling... they fucking opened their cage... got out and then flew into the ceiling... so they could be anywhere down in the basement right now... I’m so done...I just...I wanna just go to fucking sleep... I’m done, you win, I give up

Emotional trauma... I should I be use to it by now :’)

Who’s down for helping me write a script, for a possible Minecraft role-play...like Aphmau or the Dream smp but better (I don’t like the things that Aphmau has done but you got to admit, Minecraft diaries was amazing) I’ll explain more in DM‘s if anybody wants to lol

...I have a date on the 13th...really pretty girl, is it bad that I’m already romanticizing our possible relationship by putting them together with songs...?

Ima SIMP, so I had to fix/change some things w/ my profile XD anyways 

Hey, wanted to check up on you after the whole thing with your stepmother -hope that everything's better on that front- so, how are you?

drunk hug sounds great right about now...any takers? I’m already half way there!!!(probs not a good thing but I’ll get some Advil tomorrow lol)