Lambintheslaughter67

How tf do u publish a chapter on iPhone???

top of the hour nonexistent lads and chads. I’m a little speck on this amazing app for outrageously amazing authors, home of many books from thrillers to fan fiction. Times have not been great and my phone fell in the toilet by my sister was using my period tracker( bruh) and I had to fricking scrub the living hell outta it. I think I’m just gonna delete my account here on watt pad. After all no one will notice. In fact no one will even read this. My followers couldn’t give a shit and I don’t blame them. I wouldn’t either. 
          
          
          I plan on leaving September 
          15th. For anyone who cares about my Assy account. Sooo yea bye, wattpad. 
          
          Not even my parents think I’ll be an author.
          
          
          
          
          At least I can say I gave it a shot.

top of the hour lads and chads. today my parents got me a phone as an apologetic response for not buying me a cake. For my birthday. I was like “ no biggie guys you don’t have to get me a phone I’m fine it’s just a cake” but turns out, their going  to a bad bunny concer t on my birthday and then to North Carolina for the whole month of September. yaaaay i guess anyway have fun at the concert mom and dad thanks for the phone;) 
          Anyway I’ll be posting often now that I have phone so yea. Update later. Luv ya nonexistent readers.

noone told me my stories were so cringey

TOP OF THE HOUR LADS AND CHADS  my teacher  got me a pair of left handed scissors after noticing that my cutting looked like the job of a 4 month old. theres other kids in my class who r left handed, so he got thems some too. Ironically, all the left handed kids in my class sit next to each other in pairs, lol.

NO TENGO TRONO NI REINA NI NADIE QUIEN ME CONDENE, PERO SIGO SIENDO EL REYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (insert mexican musica)

IMA RIGHT THAT STORY I POSTED ON PLS SOMEONE READ MY FUGGIN´ STORIES OR MY CONVSSSSSS I SWEAR IM LIKE NOT HAVIN FUN ALL ALONE ON MY ACCOUNT IM A LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

IMA FUXIN´ DIE RN STATE TESTS ARE OVERRRRRRRRRR also happy CINCO DE MAYO I SWEAR I AINT DRUNK ON WATORRRRRR

I WAS FOLLOWING THE PACK ALL SWALLOWED IN THEIR COATS WITH SCARVES OF READ TIED ROUND THEIR THROATS TO KEEP THEIR LITTLE HEADS FROM FALLING IN THE SNOW AND I TURN´ ROUND AND THERE YOU GO AND MICHAEL YOU WOULD FALL, AND TURN THE WHITE SNOW RED AS STRAWBERRIES IN THE SUMMERTIME

TOP OF THE HOUR LADS AND CHADS juss here to give u an idea of a storyy i mighhhttttt write?? ( it´s about evryone in my classrom plus a couple outsiders)
          
          I take a seat and look around everywhere. there are 26 students in my class this year. My name is Irene Tepelle and i´m starting eighth grade in exactly 2 minutes and forty- five seconds. My best friend,Mckenna, is in my class. We´ve known each other since fourth grade and she´s been in each and evry one of my classes since then. And now, in eighth grade, shes here, two seats away from me. I know only 5 of the 26 people in my class this year. Josúe Garcia, My friend from sixth grade. He´s a short foreigner from Sinaloa, Mckenna, who´s half Asian half american Mexican, Timothy Fernandez, and Judith Tamayo. everyone else  is new to me. The bell has rung which means I´m officially in eight grade.