What's the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants? One's a rusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean! (I no-kidding laughed for a few minutes after reading that...)
So did that work? Did you forget that I'm three months late on the update? No? That's cool. The good news: I can upload chapter 4 pretty soon. The bad news: this is about the pace I can work on the story. Basically, imagine that my time to write is a spider, and school is an arachnophobe with a flamethrower. I can only really write on the weekends, and on top of that I'm a slow writer who still has to deal with things like writer's block. So if you're starting to get interested in the story, just know that it will - regrettably - take time between chapters. But, I am about to come on some free time pretty soon here, so I might be able to get chapter 5 done too.
Thank you for being patient and I hope to see you soon!