That wasn't very plus ultra of you😗✨

Ok  were taking a trip down memory lane today what was the first story u ever read on wattpad? ( mines was a kenhina )

My PE And health teacher: When you give yourself positive self talk it's like you have your own cheerleader
          Me: uuum I think my cheerleader quit

Today I learned that I can be flustered by people who aren't 2D aslong as the use the right pet names.... This person knows who they are (•×•)

When ur looking for a certain story but u can't find it and your afraid that you're going to have to make your own...

Me in a taxi: * sees the one kid who said anime sucked *
          Still me: hey you see him right there the one with the fortnite hoodie? Run him over, but try not to kill him.
          The taxi driver: (•-•)

Am I the only person Who knows people that are like 
          " oH YoUR tO nICe " Like bitch you should be happy I'm nice to U at all because I'm not even nice to myself✋

When have a whole bunch of notifications so you think your cool but then it turns out that its a bunch of announcements from the people u follow

AAAAH I FEEL SO BAD YESTERDAY WAS BAN'S BIRTHDAY BUT I FORGOT BECAUSE OF VALENTINES DAY SO A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BAN ONE OF THE LOVES OF MY LIFE❤

HAPPY VALENTINE'S❤❤❤❤❤

Today me and my besties are planning a murder and I was wondering if y'all had in ideas