This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated . If you post this on your profile, she will leave not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. 
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97% of you wont post this. When Jesus died on the cross he was think of you. If your from that 3%, please post this on your profile.
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When I carry a bible the devil gets a headache. When I open it he collapses.
When he sees me reading it he faints. And when he sees me living it he flees. And just when your going to post this on your profile. Trust that he will try to discourage you. I just defeated him and it's your turn as well.

"when life gives you lemons, send them back and demand chocolate!"