"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."
-Gandalf the Grey
"There's no point in growing up if you can't be childish sometimes."
-The Fourth Doctor
"Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
-Obi Wan Kenobi
"I recognize the council has made it's decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision I've elected to ignore it."
-Director Nick Fury
"I think you pissed off my sandwich."
-Dean Winchester 
"What's life without a little risk?"
-Sirius Black
"....morning."
-George Weasley
"I lost my shoe."
-Sam Winchester