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jesus fucking christ fetus alli and fetus jordan were just no i finally logged back in cuz i was bored and wowowowow we have changed so much im cringinggggg -J

THE BITCHES ARE BACK PEOPLE! -A

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@2girls2authors lol that was me Jordan. WOOPDEEDOO I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED AGAIN AND lol looks like a drowning man... I don't think he's laughing

I AM READING ADORABLE STORIES AND EVERY TIME SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE HAPPENS I FACEPALM AND NOW MY FACE HURT SO FREAKING MUCH

Jordan:
          I want a sandwich. A turkey sandwich to be exact. I AM UP LATE BECAUSE I WANT A SANDWICH BUT IF I GET ONE I WILL GET IN TROUBLE AND I JUST REALLY WANT ONE AND I AM GETTING REALLT TIRE- hold up. Is that candy in my closet. YOU GUYS THERE IS CANDY IN MY CLOSET. PRAISE THE LAWD!1