Hey dawg, I herd u lyke mudkips so we put a mudkip in your mudkip while you mudkip with your mudkip. YO YO  YO, WHAT BRINGS YA'LL TO MY PAGE I WILL HAVE TO INQUIRE WITH YER CURIOUS MONKEY MINDS. DOES THIS MAKE SENSE? WHY NOT? NOT MUCH MAKES SENSE IN THE WORLD THESE DAYS BUT I WILL TELL YOU WHAT DOES MAKES SENSE! YOU LANDED RIGHT HERE ON MY PAGE ON THIS STUPID FUNKY SITE, YO AND THAT BE FRESH LIKE MY RHYMES AND BEATS AND JUICEBOXES. SKOOL IS SO LAME, I HATE HOMEWORK MAN. TEACHERS BE CRAZY TALKING CRAP ALL THE TIME THAT I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. LIKE WHY WE PEEPS BE TALKING ALL IN CAPS BECAUSE WE NOT SHOUTING NAW THIS IS JUST HOW WE TALK WHY PEOPLE GOT TO HATE ON US DAMN LIKE THIS ONE TIME MY MAW GOT MAD AT ME FOR GETTING IN A FIGHT, NAW WAIT LET ME TELL YOU NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR

SEEM DEM BEATS YAH DON'T BE HATING
THUG LYFE
PEACE MOTHA FLUKKA
OUTIE

PS I WEAR MY HAT BACKWARDS U NO IT WUT WUT HOLLA