Quotes I live by:

- Interviewer: "If you weren't a singer, what do you think you would be?"

"A virgin" -Harry Styles

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- Some guy: "Now, Zayn, obviously, Liam's saying he's been wanting to wrestle all his life. Like, does he do this on the tour bus? What does he do?"

"Erm, no. Normally Liam just gets 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝘂𝗽 on the tour bus. Umm so it's quite surprising that he fancies a chance with Kurt." Zayn Malik says calmly.

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"The best joke I know? The Irish soccer team." -Niall James Horan
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Niall: "I think tattoos look great but I don't think I could ever see myself getting one."

"Why? You scared?" Louis Bloody Tomlinson 💀