# I have these kinds of conversations with my american friend, very often
my american friend: bottom-
me: i am top
my american friend: wait- does that mean you're gay?
me: what- I am asexual fool
my american friend: ooh sorry my best friend, but if you were gay would you go out with me?
me: nani!?, ah...I...I don't know, I had an ex who was a boy but I don't know if...I would go out with someone again
my american friend: aww you are so cute when you are nervous, if you weren't tall you would be a perfect liability-
me: DYLAN!
my american friend: ok, ok, just joked haha oh my god
me: shut up and don't laugh...
my american friend: ok