Hello hosers. My name is Matt, Matt Willams. If you ever say 'Who are you?' Or 'Hey America!' to me or I'll beat you with my hockey stick. A lot of people say I'm self-centered and violent. Hell, they're right, but don't go thinking you can say that to my face, I'll beat you with a bottle of maple syrup. I'm serious, eh. Another thing; fuck you if you believe the Canadian Stereotypes. I do NOT say 'Eh' after every sentence. Not all of us have polar bears or moose as pets. And I obviously don't say 'Aboot.' If you believe any of those, you can kiss my ass, hosers.

See you fuckers later-- Matthieu Willams