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Why do my pues itch?
          And what is that smell? 
          Is that my scrotum? 
          What is this, a cratch and sniff?
          It's giving male yeast infection.
          
          
          Anyways, lmaoooo I was back here to copy these chapters onto my google Docs. What a fucking nostalgia trip. Oh fucking hell. Long live us Wattpad girlies... 
          
          BTW IF ANYONE HAS ANY OF MY OLD REVIEWS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHARE AND ILL SEE THEM WHENEVER I CUM BACK. I saw one floating around somewhere and that shit was funny. Damn it, I was funny. 
          
          No but seriously, WHAT A TIME? Does Wattpad even Wattpad anymore when so many of us have grown up and left this bitch? Some have concieved kids some have aborted kids and some have swallowed kids.
          I mean, fucking hell. I mean I truly forgot until I remembered I have COLLIDE chapters in here. 
          
          
          Anyways, ya'll stay super freaky and have great Vagina!

Trying to get this MF book published, hence the dissapearance 

Thought your bio would be weird af, since you're weird af.
          But..I was wrong.
          It's partially weird af.
          Now I've said too many weird afs.
          Hey Lilly *waves*

Bye bye.

NEW UPDATE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
          
          
          More coming.

Are you ever in the future going to update?

Updates???

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          UPDATE!!!!!!

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          Go read my fucking book! Thanks :)

Hira Yusuf lives a life surrounded by the finest this world has to offer. Unfortunately, what she wants most can't be bought. After losing her mother in a heinous crime, she tries her best to live the life she knows her mother would want for her. But through her family's hurtful ways, Hira learns the only way to do that, is to leave this life far behind. Everything is going as planned, until she meets him.............. Read to Find out!!
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          https://www.wattpad.com/story/259919325