TheGr8Mimikaius

[WOWZERS!!!]! 
          
          It’s been a while, hasn’t it?
          
          Perhaps you’ve somehow noticed how rarely I’ve been on Wattpad lately! 
          
          I’ve just grown a little… [Bored… SO bored…] of it, to be honest.
          
          BUT DON’T WORRY! YOUR [MOST] FRIEND WILL NEVER ABANDON YOU! 
          
          I’m still going to be on Wattpad, but I might not be seen as much. 
          
          I’ll be going into my Sophomore year of high school when [THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION~] ends, so I’ve been even more anxious than usual!
          (Even if I’ve still got around a month, I’m still anxious about it.)
          
          Even if nobody even noticed I was gone, or even cared in the first place, I want you all to know…
          
          I WILL NEVER THROW YOU AWAY! I’LL BE YOUR PAL FOREVER AS LONG AS I POSSIBLY CAN!
          
          STAY TUNED, FOLKS!
          
          -The great and wondrous Mimikaius

It’s my birthday! :D

[‘cause I’m HAPPY-] Easter, fellow [ABOMINATIONS!-]!

[heya.]! IT’S ME, THE GREAT AND WONDROUS MIMIKAIUS! DO YOU [When you wish upon a star~] THAT YOU COULD SEE [HOW BA-A-A-AD CAN I BE?]LY DRAWN UNDERTALE CHARACTERS, AND WATCH ME STRUGGLE TO MAKE AN [original]ISH STORY FOR IT, THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU [BORRRRRR-INNNNNGGG!]?
          
          THEN COME ON DOWN TO MIMIKTALE! THE NEW(sort of) AU THAT IS SWEEPING THE [NO ONE.]!
          
          WILL IT PROBABLY END UP WEIRD AND CRINGE? MOST LIKELY! (sadly)
          
          WILL YOU ENJOY IT? MAYBE!
          
          WILL IT INSPIRE YOU TO MAKE BURRITOS? HOPEFULLY!
          
          GO TO  https://www.tumblr.com/mimiktalecharacters?source=share  TO WATCH THE [CHAOS, CHAOS] TAKE PLACE!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

HEEEEYYYYY THERE, FOLKS! GREAT TO SEE Y’ALL AGAIN! NOW, I KNOW YOU MAY BE THINKING; “Where have you been, Mimikaius?” and “Why were you gone for that long?” or “I didn’t even notice you were gone. I guess you’re back now?” perhaps even  “Who are you, and how did I get here?” possibly “Mimikaius, please release my family from your basement, I’m very sorry.”
          
          Well, the answer is…
          
          
          …I had my I-Pad taken away for however long it’s been, and that’s why I’ve been gone.
          Yep.
          That’s it.
          What, did you think I’d gotten murdered or something?
          Did you even notice and/or care that I was gone?
          Well, it’s fine!
          I’m back, and that’s all that matters!
          
          You’ll be seeing me around your stories soon, and I can’t WAIT to start reading again!
          
          I also have 568 notifications, so that’s a lot of comments, replies, announcements, and updates to books I’ll have to look through!
          
          See you around, pals!
          
          -Your [MOST] [Friend ‘till the end], TheGr8Mimikaius.

Can I just say, I love how absolutely unhinged you are xD
          Thanks for reading my book and I hope you enjoy what's to come!
          -Tan

Hey, Santa still hasn’t found me, when will he get here?
          

HAPPY NEW YEAR, [BEACHHOUSE]ES!

HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, FELLOW ABOMINATIONS! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDROUS CHRISTMAS!
          
          I got an Existential Crisis Bob. :D