HEEEEYYYYY THERE, FOLKS! GREAT TO SEE Y’ALL AGAIN! NOW, I KNOW YOU MAY BE THINKING; “Where have you been, Mimikaius?” and “Why were you gone for that long?” or “I didn’t even notice you were gone. I guess you’re back now?” perhaps even “Who are you, and how did I get here?” possibly “Mimikaius, please release my family from your basement, I’m very sorry.”
Well, the answer is…
…I had my I-Pad taken away for however long it’s been, and that’s why I’ve been gone.
Yep.
That’s it.
What, did you think I’d gotten murdered or something?
Did you even notice and/or care that I was gone?
Well, it’s fine!
I’m back, and that’s all that matters!
You’ll be seeing me around your stories soon, and I can’t WAIT to start reading again!
I also have 568 notifications, so that’s a lot of comments, replies, announcements, and updates to books I’ll have to look through!
See you around, pals!
-Your [MOST] [Friend ‘till the end], TheGr8Mimikaius.