𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚖𝚘 𝚎𝚖𝚞

I GOT A PAPER CUT ON THE TIT OF ONE OF MY CHEST LEACHES AHHHHHHHHHHHH

When turbo granny stole ur nuts when u where in the womb-

Don’t spread gum over the tits of your chest leaches.
          
          Do not ask me how I know this information-

When u realize that u haven’t washed your ‘binder’ (two sports bras that u use to bind) in MONTHS:
          
          O     -      O

I am giving away my chest leeches. 100% off. Buy now. 
          
          ( /joke, i don’t think I can sell my b00bs)

YALL
          Hello, wattpad person.
          
          This chainmail is meant to do one thing and one thing only
          
          Support Nico Di Angelo
          
          If you dont know, they tried to commit.
          
          So copy+paste this to at least 15 people.
          
          So when he logs in, he will see these words nonstop.
          
          
          
          WE LOVE YOU @dam_shadow_k1ng 
          
          WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH
          
          NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
          
          
          
          Started by: @L0rd_Hunkyhair 
          
          DO THE CHAIN EVERYONE!!!!

Guys I think I have a crush on one of my best friends.
          She’s so fucking gorgeous, with her long blond hair and sweatpants.
          She’s so nice and we have so much in common, she was my first friend at my new school.
          She smells so good and god, I think about her all the time..
          I think I might be bi.
          The only problem is that she’s lesbian.
          I’ve never had a crush on anyone before,  what if I’ve got it all wrong….
          Please help me, I’m freaking the fuck out rn.

2 months. Two fucking months, and I ruined it. I relapsed. Shit.

Hi lol, (just picking someone random to say hi to) ο(=•ω＜=)ρ⌒☆

I followed you. Follow me too 
          Je t'ai suivi. Suivez-moi aussi 
          Seni takip ettim, beni de takip et
          Te seguí. Sígueme también 
          please