Age:     106 

Historical events I was involved in:     the sinking of the titanic (I was the iceberg)

Favorite quote:     I can't choose one because I'm just that indecisive
 (never let go, Jack)

Beliefs:     I think global warming is a scam (fight me)

Some of my favorite things to do:     nothing (sink the titanic), melt because of imaginary global warming, create random accounts, and procrastinate doing stuff 

Things I dislike:     people who don't know what sarcasm is 

Something I've never done:      watch the titanic movie (because I am an iceberg and I live in the Atlantic ocean)