Joesus, I have seen your elegantly written work and you have captured my heart into a chokehold. I find myself dreaming of you night after night and these sweet dreams are nothing less than a heavenly bliss. Words cannot describe the way I feel inside.
I am in love with you.
Just as Keiji loves the cockroaches. I want to put you in my cereal.
I know my declaration of love has come so incredibly late and I fear you are already in someone else’s cereal, but I couldn’t bear the thought of not getting my feelings off my chest. Please Joesus, I will always be there for you unlike Q-taro. *smooches you cutely and proposes*
Will you marry me, my love?