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Morty was sitting at his workbench, desperately trying to ignore the constant flicking of the tail and ears attached to his body.
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@Karate-Knight "Marco! Morty!" Tom ran up to the two excitedly, trying not to squeal "guess what I got!"
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@Karate-Knight @DEMON-_-PRINCE He smacked Tom's hand before he walked away. "Yeah, maybe." He mumbled, sticking close to them. "So where's the concert at anyway? Do we have to portal or is it near here?"
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@3V1L-M0RTY @Karate-Knight He followed behind Marco after poking Morty one last time, his tail flicking excitedly
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"I need something to bite me and tear into my neck. Not like the romantic vampire but just something that can kill me with a lot of blood."
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@DEMON-_-PRINCE "I've fought plenty of creatures." He huffed around the brownie. "Go away."
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@3V1L-M0RTY "You've obviously never been on a battle field" he laughed and shoved the brownie in morty's mouth "but keep dreaming"
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Morty was just staring at some colorful swirling liquid in a bottle, this was just part of his process of making portal fluid.
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@-B4d-B1TCH-Bl0nd1E- He turned and stared at the creature in his lab. "Uh.. who are you?"
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"Eating expired fruit from Earth is bad enough. Eating expired random dimension fruit is a death sentence. You are going to die."
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@DEMON-_-PRINCE "Fuck off, Tom." He muttered and shot a portal to leave
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@3V1L-M0RTY "Too late" he crossed his arms and looked away, letting the flames doe down but still keeping them there
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Random jumble of facts: Morty has fought monsters when he's needed to but he does not like horror movies with serial killers and constantly carries a gun to the bathroom.
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××Morty is successfully making friends××
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Rick was passed out drunk on the couch down under the lab. He had a bit of green drool running from his mouth and his flask was on his chest, spilling whatever alcohol was left.
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“Oh, hey um…it was Morty right?” He waved at him. He’d been dimension hopping with his scissors and hadn’t really meant to end up wherever they were. He’d been busy finding thinks he could give his friends as little gifts, and apparently his scissors had a mind of their own.
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@Karate-Knight "No, I've got enough stays." He said and sighed, laying on the ground. "Go away now, this is where I come to be alone anyway. You've interrupted long enough."
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@3V1L-M0RTY “Okay…” he said, watching the spiders. “Hey, would you like a laser puppy?”