3V1L-M0RTY

Disgusting, disgusting!
          	God, it's disgusting, disgusting!
          	I'm now a fan of what I'm meant to hate~
          	It's tiny, so small, man your mind is
          	So tiny, it's tiny
          	So alone cause you're smarter than the rest
          	The best, the best~!
          	
          	That's God-ish, baby face it!
          	Yeah, it's God-ish either way!
          	Like dying while you swear to God that you're healthy anyway~

3V1L-M0RTY

Disgusting, disgusting!
          God, it's disgusting, disgusting!
          I'm now a fan of what I'm meant to hate~
          It's tiny, so small, man your mind is
          So tiny, it's tiny
          So alone cause you're smarter than the rest
          The best, the best~!
          
          That's God-ish, baby face it!
          Yeah, it's God-ish either way!
          Like dying while you swear to God that you're healthy anyway~

3V1L-M0RTY

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"What the fuck are you doing?"
          "Oh shit! Evil Morty! Sho-should I grab the net!?"
          "Yes! Hang tight, Morty's getting the net."
          "Wait, is this what I think it is? Of course it is, everything's what I think it is. You're basically fracking the central finite curve to flush out a version of yourself? Shouldn't you be turning yourself into a pickle?"
          "What do you care what I do to the curve? I thought your whole gimmick was fucking off. Certainly what made me a fan."
          "You're right, I don't live here. Which is why it's insane that you're bugging me."
          "The shockwaves have more range than I thought."
          "Jesus, you heard a compliment? A monkey humping a shotgun has 'more range than he thought'."

Envy_possesers

"Oh look, another one eye!" Bill laughed, poking the kids cheek harshly

Envy_possesers

@3V1L-M0RTY 
            "Morty" he repeated, tapping his chin as if he was in thought "more like a squirt, yeah."
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3V1L-M0RTY

@TH3_DE4ALM4KER_ 
            He watched him closely, trying to figure out where he's heard that name. "Morty Smith."
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Envy_possesers

@3V1L-M0RTY 
            "Bill cipher at your service" he summoned his cane and bowed "what about you kid? "
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3V1L-M0RTY

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"The fuck is wrong with you?!"
          "Just admit it was a shitty idea!"
          "Having a grandson?!"
          "A vat of fake acid, are you dying of dementia?!"
          "How are you talking to me like this? Wh-whe-When did you get so cocky?"
          "Tonight! Tonight Rick. The night I saw you fail."
          "Because you ruined it!"
          "It was pre-ruined!"
          "Oh was it worse than when I was a pickle? Oh-oh-oh, that's right, you weren't there for that, turns out kind of cool. Maybe there's a connection there."
          "Excuse me?"
          "What's that cool thing you did without me again? The awesome thing? I-I-I guess you wanted a dragon? Mwah! Unforgettable."
          "God, fuck you"
          "Timely too, you really got in that "Game of Thrones" fever right at the peak."
          "You trying as hard as you can to hurt me right now proves my point."
          "I'll let you know when you have a point and the world will know when I try to hurt you."
          "Big man, big genius, big lonely drunk."
          "Hey save some of these atomic-age beatnik zingers for your English homework, Bukowski."