LIGHTS, CAMERA....ACTION!!!!

*Three figures and one unrecognisable form enter the spotlight* 
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! IS THAT A COW?...
*host passes out* -_-'
 
Wtf! That host was a complete pansy...our mu-mu (the cow) is very beautiful, honest. 0.0 

LOOPY!!!
-  where do ya stay?? (in cutie's heart ;) )
- 16...kiddo! (humph -.-)
- I'd tell ya what she studies...but she doesn't. So, moot point....*shrug* 
- I think she has a crush on me! what a tragic soul..*shakes head in pity* (marry me sharan! aka cutie)
- Nay, me is pulling your pants. She's straight. It's idol worship, I think.... (jai sharanwaali mata ki!)
- For further details, look up @ananyaparwani .....I'm zapped, bitches. More importantly....WHICH MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MY PACKET OF CHIPS!? 

DROOPY!!!
- The name's @alok94
- Droopy? That just ticks him off. 
- Recently become a "man". I'm yet to figure out the pros of that. He's a man of many names.
- Whatever you do, DO NOT start on his linguistic skills PLEASE! And he uses Google Translate!
- He can bake...hot! He's hot.. and straight. And sane. That's what impresses me :) 
- He has a goatee #truestory
- He has apparently 'grown' sexy!! 0.o *wears 'sexy' detector glasses*
- FOR PETE'S SAKE, WOULD YA  STOP CHECKING THEM GIRLS LIKE THEY WERE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE? 

DISCLAIMER: The facts have been tweaked..

COWPEA!!! *everyone mooes in welcome*
- Mu-mu aka @MaituMurali
- The cow. Period.(...*sigh*..some people ae blind)
- 19, an old cow.(Im 18) Don't give her loads to carry, ?
- Types like an illiterate...-.-'( ....i do not...)
- A lil' hay n you're her pal. Poor you.( don't believe the bitch sharan)

*speaks hastily* CUTIE!... (@alok94 - *yawn*)
- I'm NOT cutie. It's @the_indian_way 
- Call me cutie n i'll fuckin' turn ya to sushi-kabab!! I'm the coolest, awesome-st, smartest of all of 'em. ( @alok94 - That's the funniest thing I've heard today)
- I'm an angel *smile*( @MaituMurali -wrong info)

To friends, idiots and cows!!!