sam

Hi

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
          'Til school comes along just to end it
          So the annual problem for our generation
          Is finding a good way to spend it
          Like maybe
          Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
          Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
          Discovering something that doesn't exist
          Or giving a monkey a shower
          Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots
          Or locating Frankenstein's brain
          Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent
          Or driving our sister insane
          This could possibly be the best day ever
          And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be
          A million and six times better
          So make every minute count
          Jump up, jump in and seize the day
          And let's make sure that in every single possible way
          Today is gonna be a great day
          Crossing the tundra or building a roller coaster
          Or skiing down a mountain of beans
          Devising a system for remembering everything
          Or synchronizing submarines
          Racing chariots, taming tiger sharks
          Constructing a portal to Mars
          Building a time machine, stretching a rubber tree
          Or wailing away on guitars
          This could possibly be the best day ever
          And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be
          

I slept in till 1 AGAIN

My new hair cut makes me look like a man
          
          Love that<3

In the Kazuha x reader one of y/ns gifts was tabs chocolate ifykw that is<333

I made a fucking typo in chapter 2, just fixed it

My dick hurts

My dick hurts

MY FUCKING ARM IT WONT MOVE AND IT HURTS 

I puked my guts out today I'm being srs lol