I have commited dozens of war crimes but still somehow shorter than deeze nuts, xe/they btw its ya boi crime child demeter that uses the imperial system to be ironic (get it deMETER) sorry i had sugar and its too late for full stops and to properly space the sentence oh yeah I'm floof for your info I am a fluid pan  with the best Afro my main is @meadflo -f (🌿) 

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hello it is i, the hippest and coolest of them all, ollie. i am funny and make your mum jokes that annoy everyone 👍 im bi and use he/they pronouns. i like my cheese like i like your mother, mature and with milk in her. people call me tyra sometimes. my main: @imhereandreadytokill
 -o (🥝)

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hey, i'm dio but you can call me elliott too :)
i'm the one person who actually uses proper grammar and will most likely end up editing everything ollie and demeter write 
i use they/it pronouns and i'm autistic 
my main is @dio_the_pancake
-e 🦆