EggSoap

WHY IS MY BOOK AT 7# IN YEEHAW IM GONNA IMPLODE
          LIKE NO ONE EVEN READ IT
          ITS JUST ME
          LOOKING IT OVER LIKE A MAD MAN
          BECAUSE IF IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE A HIGHQUALITY GEM I WILL EAT MY HAND

IM GOING TO SCREAM HOW DO I WRITE WORD???? HOW DO I MAKE PEOPLE WANT TO KISS EACHOTHER??????????????????????????????????? IM SO USED TO JUST WRITING BOOKS MIDPLOT LIKE IM A WRITER DURING THE TIMES WHEN PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT WAS THE PERFECT WAY TO OPEN A BOOK (LIKE AROUND THE TIME WHEN JESUS DROPPED OR WHATEVER, READ GARDEN OF EDEN OR SOEMTHING BC THEY HAVE A WHOLE BATTLE AT THE BEGINNING BEFORE LUCIFER ACTUALLY GOES TO THE FREAKING GARDEN AND EHKEBFJBEKJBFKJBKBIUOBDOUSBJBSKJL)

i wanna scream at the top of my lungs and eat crayons at disney world