@Hlookoff Salutations fellow Potatoian, I Clucketh the All Cluckful and sending you many thanks from Planets Mother Cluckers. We the Clucktonians have gathered and created a world that is all vegan and no chicken gets eaten here unlike those disgusting Earthlings amirite! We Clucktonians have rich history and culture. This all started around three thousand sñesvity twelve BC. My kind was captured by the Moolians and sent to their homeworld as egg-laying slaves. Our ancestors devised a plan to escape, during the harsh 5-minute break we broke war. The war lasted for 5000 years, even dinosaurs weren't alive at that time! We lost the war but a few survivors boarded an aircraft and descended to space. Those brave cluckers were known as the Fantastic Five Thousand. They found a habitual planet known as Mother Cluckers. We tried taking refuge in Pluto but you little pesky 'Muricans didn't let us. Some left at Earth and suffered consequences. We gathered on the planet with little supplies and set up a base. We could now thrive and on our own. But that isn't the end of the story! We had no food so we had to raid other planets or trade. We had wars and the unforgettable cluckal war. We Clucktonians didn't have too stable of a relationship with one another. Soon a war broke out. The Roosters and The Hens. That tragic war only made a loss of civilians and destruction of the planet. The war ended in a truce. So every January 5th we celebrate with a feast and we teach the young ones to pilot a spacecraft in a dire emergency of a raid. I thank you personally that you have greeted us in hopes of starting an alliance and wish you cluck on your journeys... Easy Bake Ovens.
Yours truly, Clucketh the All Cluckful
