Someone teach me how to change my username

Okay but like I know I've been off here for a while but like I was just coming back for   like reasons and I commented on one of my own books and it like put this little thing next to my name that said I was the writer I DON"T EVEN KNOW WHY I"M HAPPY ABOUT THIS-

so hi. i am still alive. yeah. just in case you thought i was dead

Good morning world! Force Captain Scorpia reporting for duty. Wake up: check. Looking sharp: check. Breathe in new day: check. Make bed: check. Feed Emily although I'm still not sure that you eat... check. Push down doubts and insecurities: check. I am brave, strong, loyal, and give great hugs. And I am going to be the best friend that I can be! Yep, today will be a great day!

⭐Post✨this⭐on✨the⭐ten✨nicest⭐peoples✨profiles⭐and✨if⭐you✨get⭐ten✨back⭐you're✨special⭐
          
          *CJ Kaled voice* 
          Another one 

https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=en&text=I%20don%27t%20know%20how%20to%20tell%20wattpad%20that%20I%20am%20going%20through%20a%20gender%20identity%20crisis%20right%20now%20and%20wish%20to%20be%20called%20by%20they%2Fthem%20pronouns%20but%20cannot%20change%20my%20username.%20Actually%20I%20just%20told%20them%20because%20I%20posted%20this%20link%20and%20now%20everyone%20knows%20that%20I%27m%20going%20through%20a%20gender%20identity%20crisis%20and%20my%20username%20officially%20makes%20absolutely%20no%20sense.%20Send%20help.&op=translate
          
          Make the robot read this please.

i realize i posted the same random thing twice in a row and i think i was drunk lol

⭐post✨this⭐on✨the⭐ten✨nicest⭐peoples✨profiles⭐and✨if⭐you✨get⭐ten ✨back⭐you're✨special⭐

Follow me.

Y'all wanna know what solves everything? Cannibalism! It solves world hunger, overpopulation, and rascism if we eat all the rasists!

*boop* you have been booped! Now go boop 20 amazing people!!