rogerina’s bi wife

the real reason I don’t write smut anymore is because I’m genuinely too freaky like idk how normal people do it anymore and I don’t wanna scare anyone off sooooo

medieval slytherin boys soso many ideas no time to write 

ok y’all wanted me to post something so I posted something go read chapter 1 of escapism ig idk what I’m doing it’s literally just 20 chapters of arguing and yearning new chapters daily okie bye

HEY SO SEND HELP I HAVENT BEEN ACTIVE BUT I NEED TO SPILL THE TEA TO PEOPLE IDK IRL SO ANYONE THAT READS THIS SEND HELP

I hope u guys enjoy me abusing the ‘announce this to my followers’ button as much as I do xoxo

also a guy said he liked that I was “kind of quirky” so I went full autism and told him shark facts for half an hour to scare him off it didn’t work and now he won’t leave me alone HE THINKS IM HIS MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL NO BABE IM UNHINGED GO AWAY

free me from the shackles of this evil 5’4 man PLEASE 

ok so I was tryna manipulate a man and he was like “so ur not talking to any other guys?” And I was like “exactly, I haven’t talked to a guy in sooo long I promise” then he name dropped by current man like PARDON HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME I also almost giggled cause when people say his name I’m all “my man my man my man” like wtf why did he have to gag me like that

Oh and me and the guy who was in all my envy authors notes are now besties turns out he’s not gay, he’s bi (twinzies) and he’s so diva lowk 

Okay update I broke up with 2 of the evil exes I’m sorry but I’m keeping the other two like imagine dating: rich, biceps, munch, but like two of them. Squared. I’m lowk getting manipulated and lovebombed rn I do not care like yes lovebomb me it’s actually got to this point ffs