500 Moths in a Trenchcoat

How much caffeine does one acquire to be bouncing off the walls?

how do you people do it

just so you know i have a sht ton of drafts for bishonen, it's really just a question of when i should post them (i have all their albums, some fandom-related things, fashion, and some extra fun stuff)

OK OK new years i'll actually start publishing my fake band i PROMISE

banging my head against the wall convincing myself to actually PUBLISH A BOOK

i wish wattpad had polls :( 
          anyways, which format would y'all prefer for my jjba oc fic?
           FIRST-PERSON FIC (exactly what it sounds like but i know you hate first person pov)
          DAILY JOURNAL-STYLE FIC (good for worldbuilding and character development but could get kinda long and tedious)

the satire fic has been deleted by wattpad. i can finally move on. i am free.

the fake j-metal band thing is consuming my life jesus fᴜck

i think the badass american deku stuff is making me a meaner and overall worse person so i'm gonna stay away from it for a while. 
          i apologize for the comments. i'll try to better myself in the meantime.

man how are so many people reading my satire fic
          I MADE IT WITH THE INTENT OF BEING SHITTY (for the most part) HOW DO I HAVE OVER 6K READS???
          this is making me feel bad about wanting to publish other stuff now ( ._.)