Boris McFuckyou

What did one Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Were both Lawyers.
          Pudum chh.....

"I think i found hell
            I think i found something
            I think i found something in my TV screen
            I think i found out that i have nothing 
            That i have nothing in this place for me"

here's a joke for you:
          What's brown and sticky?
          
          
          
          A stick.
          
          I am so sorry...

If anyone is interested i should be able to update axel's heartache within a day or two.
          
          
          Hell? IS anyone there?
          
          No?
          
          okay...

Hey! Great to see “The Folveshch” in your reading list. I hope you find you like it. :)

"You're to mean i don't like you, fuck you anyway. You make me wan't to scream at the top my lungs."      -The Neighborhood

New Story. If you like snappy  heroines and cruel vampires, along with emotional roller coasters, then please read my brand new story WildFlower.

Hello pickle people!!!
          
          
          Oh, no one's here....okay...