50ShadesOfMistake

According to all known laws
          	of aviation,
          	there is no way a bee
          	should be able to fly.
          	Its wings are too small to get
          	its fat little body off the ground.
          	The bee, of course, flies anyway
          	because bees don't care
          	what humans think is impossible.
          	Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
          	Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
          	Ooh, black and yellow!
          	Let's shake it up a little.

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50ShadesOfMistake

According to all known laws
          of aviation,
          there is no way a bee
          should be able to fly.
          Its wings are too small to get
          its fat little body off the ground.
          The bee, of course, flies anyway
          because bees don't care
          what humans think is impossible.
          Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
          Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
          Ooh, black and yellow!
          Let's shake it up a little.

little_kitten564

Barry breakfast is ready!
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50ShadesOfMistake

As this account started out as a place I can express myself weirdly, which you would know if you have followed me and seen my monstrosities such as; The Grocery Store and The Love Story (a romance novel between John Cena and my lovely cat Fluffy) I would like to say I am taking this seriously.
          Of course, I will still have my gorgeous Bio for it's my pride and joy no one can make such an amazing bio just right then and there of course. That thing took work boo and I refuse to give up on said work because the reason half of you follow me is that my bio caught your eye.
          
          Anyway, what I am saying this account will before my works. (My writings with my babies who I for some odd reason love more than myself) And trying to get my name out there. I would like to say, thank you for being with me when I was known as the glorious GIVEMEYOURPOTATOLORD and was merely a dumb 10-year-old who thought I was edgy and I hope you will enjoy my works as ProjectBlairKing. I love you all and I sincerely apologize to the abuse your Notifications will receive after I press the now infamous notify my followers' button. But I figured some of you would want to know I will let someone take over the life of being a wattpad comedian.
          
          Thank you kindly,
          
          ProjectBlairKing

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I'm proud to have had Wattpad for 6 years but....... why Wattpad, why?
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50ShadesOfMistake

Also please check out my books, even if you're only interested in the John Cena one because I would like to at least get ten reads before Monday so I can tell people I am 10 reads famous on Wattpad and maybe gain respect for said achievement because god damn that's a big achievement I'll tell you that
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