Hi. My name is Jade, I guess. My favourite colour is red and I like whales. Not dolphins, they're the criminals of the ocean. Canada is a pretty chill place, come visit me here. Also I'm new, so I'd appreciate help navigating this site and whatnot. I'm an aspiring writer in high school. Although right now I'm just writing whatever comes to mind, no format or anything. OK, I'm gonna stop because you've probably lost interest by now and I don't want you falling out of your chair from boredom and hurting yourself. Because you're probably American, and you'll have to pay to fix that broken arm or tailbone or whatever. And you may have to sell your computer, and we'll never get to talk. And I need friends, because I'm lonely. My mind has no filter, I'm sorry. I'm done now. OK I swear I'm done.