-Not-

What am I, a fucking rainbow?!-@Bubbly_Lisa
That's gonna be the name of their first pup, silver cup.
That rhymed, I'm gonna kill myself now -@Bubbly_Lisa
We write to taste like chicken. -Me
Sinks are only for the rich schools! -@actual_smol_trash
I'M DEAF, BLIND, AND DUMB, OKAY?!  -My band teacher
out of context 'lots of parks too' sounds like we're suburban moms and you're trying to convince me to move -Me
i'm keeping goog. fuck it. -Me
NO SMEXY LYD @miniboymarc
Wait a second, why do you care what they think of you?~
And we both reached for the gun!~
Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop for a second and look, you might miss it. -Ferris Buller

Me: *holds colored pencils* These are my children.
Friend: I'll buy you new children!
Me: woah... that's... i mean... out of context...

Me: It's -23 degrees with windchill
Friend: School should've been delayed 2 degrees ago!

Fandoms: TDM, PJO/HOO, RQ, Phan, Yuri on Ice, Hamilton, etc. 
Senpais:
PJO/HOO- Leo. That is all.
RQ- Hahahahahaha I can't steal people from my babies. 
TDM- Cole, Liam, Jude, Vida- all of them. I love them all. 
Yuri on Ice- ...is that honestly even a question.
OTPS:
PJO/HOO- Solangelo(YES MY GAY CHILDREN), Percabeth
RQ- MARECALLLLLL, Sharely, EVANE(MY OTHER GAY BABIES) 
TDM- Liam X Ruby (someone educate me on their ship name)
Yuri on Ice- ...also not even a question wtf-

''so i wanted to watch yuri on ice on tv and I was like 'what episode am i on and how dirty is it?' and then realized I was on episode 10 and it starts by his friend wanting to go skinny dipping and ends with drunk pole dancing'' -Me
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I can't tell if the moisture on my face is sweat, diet coke, or tears. -MatPat
I want to file a brick. -MatPat
All I smell is toddler -@jungsplit
The gay is getting to you. -Me