"So things look bad and your back's against the wall
Your whole existence seems fucking hopeless
You're feeling filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall
Can't face the world sober and dopeless
You've lost your way
You think your life is wrecked
Well, let me just say you're correct (wait, what?)
You're a loser, baby
A loser, goddamn baby
You're a fucked-up little whiny bitch (hey)
You're a loser just like me (thanks, asshole)
You're a screw-loose boozer and only one-star reviews-er
You're a power bottom at rock bottom
But you got company"