SURGEON GENERALS WARNING:
Side effects to liking Shadow Girl may include: Nausea, vomiting, giggling, rickets, munchies, intestinal gas, heavy breathing, priapism, elephantitis, staring, bluish tint in genital region, unprecedented pubic hair growth, facial tics, fever, anal rash, bleeding orifices, sense of unreality, repeating other people's words, glowing green feces, impotence, skim milk lactation in women, hair growth in eyeballs, penis growth from forehead, nipples occurring in random places, vomiting meatballs, psychosis, homicidal ideation, coprophagia, temporary levitation, jaundice, foul-smelling sweat, tongue tumors, urinating diarrhea, inappropriate laughter, hysteria, schizophrenia, synesthesia, vein disintegration, confusion, anti-social behavior, death, premature aging, formation of tail, blindness, spontaneous orgasm, xenophobia, paranoia, crotch rot, skin sloughing, absurdist mental state, immortality and spontaneous combustion.
Shadow Girl is for external use only. 
Please consult your mortician in case of accidental or forced ingestion.
Do not operate a motor vehicle or heavy machinery while pleasuring yourself to Shadow Girl.