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A lady on the bus asked if I wanted a bag of sweets so I said yeah and followed her through an alleyway. She got out her key and opened a door strangely she led me to her bedroom and said she doesn't have any sweets but asked if I want some banana bread. I got a bit cautious as I saw a moist dildo in the corner of the corner of the room. I can't go into to detail of what happened next but overall it was a ruff day. 
                                                                  

I opened up my top draw and realised a brown ball shaped thing fall down the side of my leg, it was at that moment I realised a ghost was trying to possess me I didn't know what to do so I put extra pairs of socks on. (1.358848542356998660086533426829673964547383573845747395 seconds later) nothing was happening, I regained my strength, drinked Buxton, then took a dump on my desk. After years and years of research I found out the brown stuff that fell from my trousers were just potatoes
          

I runned and runned until I stopped when I realised I was jogging