My name is Craig Tucker, last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was sooo happy, but then 4 kids from the School came to my house. And said I should use my 100 dollars to investing becoming a Peruvian fluit band. They promise I would double my money in on afternoon. But the government arrested us allong with all the other Peruvian fluit bands and toke us to an interment camp in Miami. We begged to go home but instead, the government told us they where sending us to peru. 
And so that is why i am now in peru, if I die... Let it be known it is because 4 guys I don't even like from school lied to my and took my birthday money... 
-Craig Tucker-