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I'm so tired I thought my charger was a roach

if a certain person who was born today never was the world would (almost) be perfect

banana milkshake

SUNSETS JUST GOT REUPLOADED IM GONNA EXPLODE

twitter should make a store and call it cheeper

after buying all the necessary equipment, you would only have to make 300 trees to profit from making paper from scratch

jelloless rizzler cereal entrepreneur

I'm so bored I'm gonna rip out my eyelashes and them into bombs and explode myself (joking, wattpad police)

I have a deer and I dug two graves for us my deer

why does everything smell like cinnamon toast crunch