I have an announcement. Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed all over my fucking wife, and he said his dick was. This. Big. And I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter . Com, shadow the hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. *buoooggghhhhh*. That's right baby. All points. No quills. No pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LAZER PISS. EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER, I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT. You have 23 hours before the piss 🌌drrropllllets🌌 hit the fucking earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too!
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