I will love the sun for it warms my bones; yet I will love the rain for it cleanses my spirit. I will love the light for it shows me the way; yet I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars. I will welcome happiness for it enlarges my heart; yet I will endure sadness for it opens my soul. I will acknowledge rewards for they are my due; yet I will welcome obstacles for they are my challenge.
Quote from the scroll marked 2 from the book The Greatest Salesman in the World by OG Mandino. 
(I never actually read this I just like the quote don't kill me pls)

Hey, I know I haven't been on for that my time anymore, and I want who ever was reading Weekly Fails to know it's cancelled... Because procrastination and vacations why not. But I am writing something else!

Time for a fail story!

So once upon a time a confused young middle school girl was goofing around in her P.E. Class. As she derped around failing at life, a smol scooter caught her eye. (The little board things on wheels.. Basically a square skateboard the size of your butt) And so, she had a wonderful idea. A wonderful, terrible idea. "What if I run full speed at that scooter then try to jump on it, inevitably falling to my doom?" The problem was, right after she'd thought that, the teachers announced it was time to leave. This only fueled the derp flame burning in the young girl, and she longed to take the challenge. So she did. She executed her plan perfectly up to the part where she was on the scooter. It was at that moment that the young girl knew,
She done effed up. (I don't cuss, so sue me.)
Once she was on the floor, she couldn't help but let out a nervous laugh and get up like nothing happened. Litte did she know, someone had actually seen her fail...
Don't do scooters kids!