trashman

“Can I bring an industrial sized toaster?”

Time for hell

Cut v bangs and now I look like the vampire daughter from hotel Transylvania

Flirting with hot topic customers let’s goo

Just strided like a Minecraft mob into a gas station, in full zenitsu cosplay, platform boots included

When someone’s ego is so small that it shatters when a girl joins boy scouts they need to consider other options than yelling at that girl and telling her she shouldn’t be there

Productivity?
          What’s that?

When the straightest gay person ever meets the gayest straight person ever

I just got back from a boyscout camping trip 
          This kid shoved a stick up someone’s ass

I would really like wattpad to have people pay to write a story
          Sorry but it’s way to hard to find a good book and it seems like most determined authors are good ones