Listening to 'hip' by mamamoo jamming on my headphones as I opened another bag of chip while swiping on my phone reading bl, life was such a bliss in my dark room with no interruption. 

Then suddenly THEY came, kicking down the door as they barged into my room like some kind of FBI agent....wait, maybe they are the FBI. Darn it! Didn't I block all the cameras on my room? Except...

Then it hit me... my phone.

Traitor! I cared and loved you!

They opened the black curtain but was met with another dark red curtain...but then was met with ANOther one, this kept on repeat until the 60th time but this time they were met with a completely sealed window that is hammered with planks, they looked at me as if saying 'are you serious'.

I looked at them back and said in a Matter of fact tone "what? What cha looking at? Well in my defence, Hello~ its 2020, there is a virus on a lose plus there is a Karen as my neighbour and people out there are losing their shit okay...no offense" they looked at me so I looked at them and soon it turned into a staring contest,  wait wait wait this ain't fair it was like 4vs1 but I didn't back down as I stared at them like a warrior.

Then one moment a guy shouted next to the door breaking the awkward silence that I don't even know about "wrong room!" Then everyone was like retreat! retreat! 

....

"...and so yea the end! In short I am innocent, Karen was arrested from making me calling the manager oh wait sorry, My manager. A Potato WHO Doesn't Even Have A Job!" I explained. "So basically she called the police on her" the investigator continued, "yes! Now can I please, please get out, I don't trust the police" nodding firmly as I whispered the last sentence. 

"Okay then miss if you what to get out you first need to write some of your info on this paper" he suspiciously said, "What."