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honto_yajuu so goooood

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In midle school I was best friends with a pair of Chinese twins, Ving and Ling. Ving truly hated his name and wanted to change it to Lee, as in Bruce Lee, but Ling kept trying to convince him not to do it since it was a big part of their heritage.
          One day he decided it was finally time to go through with it, so me and Ling accompanied him to the courthouse, while Ling kept trying to dissuade him.
          Ving filled out all the paperwork and submitted it, but instantly regretted his decision. He was told that since the paperwork had already gone through he'd had to pay an extra fee to undo his name change.
          Ling was so happy that Ving decided not to go through with it he offered to pay, but when he took out his money all of a sudden their elderly Chinese father stormed in, dressed in shorts with the American flag printed upon it.
          "Don't stop, be Lee, Ving. Hold on to that fee, Ling."

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In midle school I was best friends with a pair of Chinese twins, Ving and Ling. Ving truly hated his name and wanted to change it to Lee, as in Bruce Lee, but Ling kept trying to convince him not to do it since it was a big part of their heritage.
          One day he decided it was finally time to go through with it, so me and Ling accompanied him to the courthouse, while Ling kept trying to dissuade him.
          Ving filled out all the paperwork and submitted it, but instantly regretted his decision. He was told that since the paperwork had already gone through he'd had to pay an extra fee to undo his name change.
          Ling was so happy that Ving decided not to go through with it he offered to pay, but when he took out his money all of a sudden their elderly Chinese father stormed in, dressed in shorts with the American flag printed upon it.
          "Don't stop, be Lee, Ving. Hold on to that fee, Ling."

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alchemy is a science where one understands the structure of matter, breaks it down, then rebuild it. however is not an all-powerful technique, as one cannot create something out of nothing. if one wishes to gain something, one must present something of equal value. this is the concept of equivalent exchange, the fundamental basis of alchemy.

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A blonde got tired of blonde jokes
          
          One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
          
          Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals."
          
          One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"
          
          "N," she answered.
          
          
          Comments
          
          Lily Mancia Are you okay Ali?
          
          Mohammed Yousuf Ali no that hurt my soul
          
          Lily Mancia Mohammed Yousuf Ali you have a soul?
          
          Mohammed Yousuf Ali its made of ductape
          
          Ezekiel Grimares And ironically egotistical sarcasm laced with wires and other crazy stuff

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A blonde got tired of blonde jokes
          
          One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
          
          Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals."
          
          One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"
          
          "N," she answered.
          
          
          Comments
          
          Lily Mancia Are you okay Ali?
          
          Mohammed Yousuf Ali no that hurt my soul
          
          Lily Mancia Mohammed Yousuf Ali you have a soul?
          
          Mohammed Yousuf Ali its made of ductape
          
          Ezekiel Grimares And ironically egotistical sarcasm laced with wires and other crazy stuff